mmmmmmm

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Monocle Hour.

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AWW.. I MISS LOCAL SCRUBBIES.

FLIPPING MINING FAILOX’S RESULT IN FAILSMACK!

\O/


[02:13:07] Twixies > sure what the hell, i’ll “heal” you when you go red
[02:13:28] RasTrent > you’re protus dmg is lulz
[02:13:35] RasTrent > hence you need your little boyfriends
[02:13:42] RasTrent > ive seen your recent kills
[02:13:45] RasTrent > and well lol
[02:14:01] RasTrent > proteus, falcon, dramiel to kill a rifter.
[02:14:01] Twixies > and i’ve seen your ganks
[02:14:08] RasTrent > suicides?
[02:14:11] RasTrent > like the tengus
[02:14:13] RasTrent > yeah son
[02:14:17] RasTrent > i blow dudes
[02:14:27] Twixies > you blow?
[02:14:33] RasTrent > did i stutter kid?
[02:14:37] RasTrent > I BLOW DUDES ALL DAY
[02:14:43] Roland Deschaines > who doesn’t
[02:14:47] Roland Deschaines > blowing dudes all day e’rday
[02:14:53] Twixies > lmao, one in every station
[02:15:11] Twixies > looks like 2 here
[02:15:28] RasTrent > what?
[02:15:39] RasTrent > you are terrible at making sense
[02:15:40] Twixies > blowers
[02:15:57] RasTrent > theres only one person from my entire 7 man alliance online.
[02:15:58] RasTrent > but cool
[02:19:16] Twixies > love the way you flip a mining ship with no dps for a kill mail, with nothing but mining lasers, we come to help here and you in a “TENGU” her in a Ferox run like a bitch
[02:19:55] Twixies > realy super skill, but you Da Man
[02:20:06] Twixies > love you Pro Gankers
[02:20:31] RasTrent > i dont see where the problem is, you bring 4 to fight 1 and then try to make yourselves sound macho?
[02:20:39] RasTrent > because i wouldnt fight a losing fight?
[02:20:43] RasTrent > thats smart
[02:20:58] Twixies > only had 1 in there and you ran,,,,
[02:21:18] RasTrent > i warped off when you showed up on grid. and you had 3 more in local
[02:21:36] Twixies > I came the others were late they had to change ships
[02:21:39] RasTrent > but cool! i will let you stroke your ego.
[02:22:10] Twixies > bull shit I dropped in and you warped, like a little bitch
[02:22:40] RasTrent > sorry i couldnt be stupid like the rest of the scrubs you ladies kill..
[02:23:12] RasTrent > as i stated.. if you girls were any bit smart you should have had the failox agress and as soon as i shot is when you come in
[02:23:22] RasTrent > but here we are.. i still have my ship and you seem to be upset
[02:23:29] RasTrent > /me marks down yet another win
[02:24:00] Twixies > hahaha, you kill ppl that can’t help themselves I have no prob killing you, but you will not give me the chance no, but thats the life of a ganker, only kill ppl that can’t fight
[02:24:27] RasTrent > ill give you a 1v1 chance.. but im not gonna sit here and let you ladies try to gang bang me
[02:24:35] Twixies > looking at your kills, what a pitty
[02:24:52] RasTrent > i am pretty terribad at this game
[02:25:15] Twixies > no your not, you are a very good ganker
[02:25:42] RasTrent > your rudementary smack talk is boring me. please graduate from sub standard 2009 smack.
[02:25:51] RasTrent > you’re not getting any rise out of me.
[02:26:11] RasTrent > ?
[02:26:37] RasTrent > /me waits for TLDR QQ
[02:27:09] Twixies > lol, love the bs coming from you, what ship would you like me to be in for 1v1 mabe no guns?
[02:27:24] RasTrent > tengu vs proteus
[02:27:40] Reteris > Hey now! I love tengu’s.
[02:27:49] Twixies > would you like me to drop all my mods?
[02:27:51] Reteris > can I watch? lol
[02:27:58] RasTrent > nope
[02:28:02] RasTrent > keepem on
[02:28:55] Twixies > if I do you can’t blow me
[02:29:03] Twixies > lmao
[02:29:09] RasTrent > you have a buffer proteus.
[02:29:16] RasTrent > you’ll die
[02:29:24] RasTrent > unless you bring a guardian in
[02:29:31] RasTrent > which im 80-90% sure you would
[02:29:59] Twixies > and what will you bring?
[02:30:06] RasTrent > just the tengu
[02:30:18] Twixies > I don’t need one but if you want me to
[02:30:24] RasTrent > we dont use neutral RR. we grew bored of that about a year ago
[02:33:13] Twixies > man your smack is getting old, but for a ganker your keeping face, keep killing ppl with no skills in ships setup for mining and you will get to the top
[02:33:32] RasTrent > so you are declining the 1v1
[02:33:43] RasTrent > and repeating what i just told you
[02:33:51] Twixies > nope, i’ll send you a mail
[02:33:54] RasTrent > back against the wall much twinkles?
[02:35:35] RasTrent > i dont have a mail yet
[02:36:11] RasTrent > yoohooo twinkles
[02:36:16] RasTrent > awww
[02:37:02] Twixies > lol, you will, got to go help a friend real fast brb, Bro
[02:37:13] RasTrent > /me sighh
[02:37:38] RasTrent > talk talk talk talk talk
[02:37:46] RasTrent > pathetic
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THANKS GUYS!

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Dear Spam Botz.

Please continue, these are most amusing.

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BY REQUEST!

[14:21:15] LT FancyPants > RASTRENT I DEMAND MORE BLOG UPDATES
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WELL HERE YOU ARE.
I AM CURRENTLY SITTING IN JITA, AS SEEN BELOW. IT SEEMS I DONT HAVE ANY DUDES TO BLOW HERE IN THIS SYSTEM OF MASS TRAFFIC TODAY WHICH MAKES ME RATHER SAD, ESPECIALLY IN THE BATHING SUIT AREAS. SO I WILL CONTINUE TO CHAT AMONGST MY FRIENDS WHILST WAITING FOR THE CHEESESTEAK PLACE TO OPEN SO THAT I CAN FILL MY MOUTH WITH MEAT.

<3

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YOUTUBE GOLD.

hahahahahahahahaha

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CALLING ALL 12 HOUR THRASHERS!

WE HAVE STARTED AN ALT CORP FOR 12 HOUR THRASHERS.

THE CORP NAME IS “TAKE UR PANTZ OFF”, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN PLEASE MAKE A MINMATAR PILOT WITH THE WORD “BONNER” IN THE NAME AND PUT AN APP IN.

OPPERATIONS WILL START NEXT WEDNESDAY.

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GOALS INCLUDE:

CLEARING ALL MINERS FROM QUIER.

GENERAL HARASSMENT OF QUIER.

LOTS OF LAUGHS.

GOING -10.0

REMAKING MORE THRASHER PILOTS

?RASTRENT?

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I AM ASHAMED TO SAY THIS BUT..

IM STARTING TO LIKE FRANCE..

I WAS MISSION BUSTING TODAY.. NO ONE REALLY SHOT AT ME :(

HOWEVER I HAVE BEEN HARASSING THIS ONE CORP/ALLIANCE THAT LIKES TO MISSION AND MINE IN OUR NEWFOUND HOME. WHILE MISSION BUSTING TODAY I CAME ACROSS MY NEW FRIENDS, THEY WERE IN A TENGU AND A CARACAL.. LUCKILY MY TRUSTY SLASHER I USE HAS A SHIP SCANNER FITTED TO IT. AFTER THEY BLUED THEIR WRECKS AND WOULDNT SHOOT I DECIDED TO SEE WHAT THE TENGU HAD FIT.

UPON SEEING HIS FIT I GOT A BONNER.. WE ASSEMBLED THE VAPE SQUAD HIPHOP TEAM SUPREME AND AWAITED HIS UNDOCK WHILEST GIGGLING LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS (WHICH WE ARE).

UPON UNDOCK THE VAPERAPE UNLEASHED.

http://prks.srslywtf.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2867

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WELCOME TO FRANCE!

http://prks.srslywtf.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2860

[23:10:31] EVE System > Channel changed to Frarolle Local Channel
* i kill the vexor as linked above*
[23:20:53] Jargos Dunier > im rich
[23:21:19] Spitzerr > come back and pwn us then
[23:22:47] Jargos Dunier > sure me and my lamborgini
[23:24:35] Spitzerr > i will pay you 1mill if you come back and give it a go
[23:25:09] TheInside > give what a go?
[23:25:29] Spitzerr > shut up
[23:25:33] Jargos Dunier > pirates in the system spitzerr and rastrent
[23:25:43] TheInside > ah
[23:25:43] RasTrent > what?
[23:25:50] Jargos Dunier > you know it
[23:25:58] RasTrent > not really but cool
[23:26:05] Jargos Dunier > just die
[23:26:15] RasTrent > make me
[23:27:41] Spitzerr > Jargos, umad bro?
[23:28:25] RasTrent > http://prks.srslywtf.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2860
[23:28:29] RasTrent > sorry brah
[23:29:03] Jargos Dunier > you’re under arrest  (wtf?)
[23:29:04] TheInside > aww you killed a miner?
[23:29:12] RasTrent > yeah you got a problem with that?
[23:29:18] RasTrent > this is my house
[23:29:22] TheInside > no i just feel bad for the miner
[23:29:35] Commander Khayman > yep sound like a regular pvp for noobs
[23:29:50] RasTrent > total noobs bro
[23:29:54] Commander Khayman > thats the only way for them to get a kill mail
[23:29:58] Spitzerr > lol yup
[23:30:01] Spitzerr > im a n00b
[23:30:03] RasTrent > me too
[23:30:10] Spitzerr > hands down
[23:30:23] Spitzerr > on my penis please
[23:30:24] Comander Endimyon > pretty patetic
[23:30:54] RasTrent > patetic? whats that?
[23:31:04] Comander Endimyon > loock in the miror
[23:31:08] Comander Endimyon > and u will see
[23:31:10] Spitzerr > pate`?
[23:31:10] RasTrent > lol
[23:31:17] RasTrent > your spelling amuses me
[23:31:22] Spitzerr > with etic?
[23:31:54] Jargos Dunier > do you jerk each other too?
[23:31:58] RasTrent > yes
[23:32:00] RasTrent > yes we do
[23:32:18] Spitzerr > i sometimes i like to suck out the magic glue
[23:32:28] Spitzerr > mmmhmm
[23:32:31] Jargos Dunier > lol better you than me
[23:32:36] Comander Endimyon > such a gay killmail and u posted to in local
[23:32:39] Comander Endimyon > looooooool
[23:32:45] Spitzerr > you can partake
[23:32:51] Comander Endimyon > if i was u i be a shame of me
[23:33:22] Spitzerr > shut up
[23:33:27] Comander Endimyon > hahahaha
[23:33:27] Spitzerr > and touch me
[23:33:38] RasTrent > if i were you, i would go back to school.
[23:33:38] Spitzerr > mmm u like it?
[23:33:48] Comander Endimyon > guys wen i encounter ppl like u make this game beter
[23:33:51] Comander Endimyon > ahahaha
[23:34:15] Spitzerr > you make people in this game seem retarded
[23:34:23] Spitzerr > ahahahaha
[23:34:27] Comander Endimyon > hahaha go on pls
[23:34:31] Spitzerr > no u
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I KNOW ITS BIT AWHILE. SHUT UP.

PRIVATE NUISANCE HAS NOW MOVED TO GALLENTE SPACE TO HARASS THESE FRENCH FAGGOTS. WE FOUND AN AWESOME SYSTEM CALLED QUIER WHICH WE WILL PRONOUNCE QUEER.

WE FIND IT FITTING BECAUSE WELL WE’RE ALL TOP NOTCH HOMOS.

THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ABUNDANCE OF MINERS IN THESE PARTS THAT LIKE TO MINE INTO JET CANS. THEY DONT CARE TO SHOOT BACK MUCH BUT THEY LIKE TO MAKE CRYING IN LOCAL WHICH APPEASES US.

I WILL TRY TO GET SOME GOOD CHAT LOGS ON HERE BEFORE I LEAVE FOR A WEEK TO BOSTON.

-RAS DAT BIKE STEALIN NIGGA TRENT-

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